Can you imagine working at the following Company?
It has a little over 500 employees with the following
statistics:
29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have bankrupted at least two businesses
3 have been arrested for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are current defendants in lawsuits
In 1998 alone, 84 were stopped for drunk driving
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Can you guess which organization this is?
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Give up?
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It's the 535 members of your United States Congress.
The same group that perpetually cranks out hundreds upon hundreds
of new laws designed to keep the rest of us in line.
Heck... that ain't nothing ........
If your Brother tells the police you do cocaine on a regular basis, AND
a female aquaintaince accuses you of rape, AND
you have been the subject of no less than 2 sexual harrasment lawsuits, AND
you laundered money through a S'nL during the 80's, AND
a federal judge states that you committed a felony by lying to her
YOU too could qualify to be .......
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PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
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