HISTORY TEST
Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the
following multiple choice test. The events are actual cuts from past history.
They actually happened!!!
Do you remember?
1. In 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and
killed by
a. Superman
b. Jay Lenno
c. Harry Potter
d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40
2. In 1972 at the
Munich Olympics, athletes were
kidnapped and massacred by
a. Olga Corbett
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly
between the ages of 17 and 40
3. In 1979,
the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
4.
During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly
between the ages of 17 and 40
5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly
between the ages of 17 and 40
6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and
thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d . Muslim male
extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
7.In 1985 TWA flight 847 was
hijacked at Athens , and a US Navy diver trying to rescue
passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly
between the ages of 17 and 40
8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly
between the ages of 17 and 40
9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was
bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly
between the ages of 17 and 40
10.In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania
were bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women
problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly
between the ages of 17 and 40
11.On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of
the remaining two, one crashed into the
US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers.Thousands
of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly
between the ages of 17 and 40
12.In 2002 the United States fought a war in
Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly
between the ages of 17 and 40
13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped
and murdered by:
a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremist s
mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
14. 2004 - Spain Railwayy bombings.
a. Captain and Taniel
b. Wiley Coyote
c. Preident of Russia
d. Muslim male extremists mostly
between the ages of 17 and 40
15. 2005 London Railway bombings
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d.Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
AND NOW !
16, London (Aug 10,
2006) – British authorities said Thursday they had thwarted a terrorist plot to
simultaneously blow up several aircraft heading to the U. S. using explosives
smuggeled in carry-on luggage. Home Secretarty John Reid said 21 people had
been arrested in England following a lengthy investigation including the
alleged “main players” in the plot.
They just happended to
be Muslim male extremists mostly between
the ages of 17 and 40.
Nope, I
really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?
So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly
fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be
allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of
80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification,
secret agents of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with
metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone because of profiling.
Let's send this to as many people as we can so that the
Gloria Aldreds and other dunder-headed attorneys along with Federal Justices
that want to thwart
common sense, feel doubly ashamed of themselves - if they have
any such sense.
As the writer of the award winning story "Forrest Gump"
so aptly put it, "Stupid is as stupid does."